I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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