This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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