this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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