I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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