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I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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