She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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