I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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