how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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