SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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