I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I tried to smoke out of half a banana, and lit my nose hair on fire. So I feel like that sums up my life pretty well.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
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