That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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