question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Come see our sink grown plant.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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