After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Randomize
