How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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