Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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