I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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