where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Dude she passed out on the floor so you covered her with a blanket to make sure "no one would notice her"
And when she started moving around and making noises you told everyone, "it's okay, it's just my roomba under there".......
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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