My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
Randomize
