Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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