I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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