Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Come see our sink grown plant.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
Randomize
