remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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