Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
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