just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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