This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
I see more hoeing in ur future
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