The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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