The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
