Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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