Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
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