Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
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