the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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