Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
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