Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
It's blow job season.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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