I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
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