My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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