he shaved USA in his pubs
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
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