Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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