This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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