weddingsv make me drug and hornr
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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