How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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