His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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