don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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