My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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