I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Now that I'm the boss, there's nobody to yell at me for smelling like a bar in the morning.
honey bunches of taint.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
Randomize
