summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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