And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I think people are normalizing furries
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Randomize