i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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