youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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