I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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