Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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