On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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