remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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