Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
That accounts for only three of the penises
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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