brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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