You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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