I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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